risingofthesun

...that people may know, from the rising of the sun and from the west, that there is none besides me; I AM the LORD, and there is no other.

-Isaiah 45:6

Posts tagged Brian Li

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Me:
gossipping more like
Me:
worshipping
Me:
can i get an amen
Me:
brother
David:
good one.
Me:
give me an amen
Me:
david give it to me
David:
amen homie g
Me:
wow that was really lame
Me:
you're really lame

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brianli:

REACH @ ICF Coffeehouse

Our first performance of the semester. Big thanks to ICF for letting us glorify God on their stage!

“Prodigal Son” Set:
Without You - Usher (Brian Li)
Free From It All - Lecrae (Kevin Lee)
Beautiful People - Tim Be Told (Debby Kim)
116 - Trip Lee ft. Andy Mineo (Brian Li)
Freefall - Royal Tailor (Brian Li)

This is SICK. REACH has come so far, it’s actually astounding O_O

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Livi Apt C

Brian Li:
dude im so happy you guys got c you dont understand LOL
apparently A is haunted
Me:
how can it be haunted
Me:
it's been up for like 5 months
Brian Li:
WITH HIGH LEASE PREMIUMS LOL
Me:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Brian Li:
i dont think youll have a
Brian Li:
GHOST
Brian Li:
of a chance
Brian Li:
of living there
Me:
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Me:
LOL

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Destination: Adventure

Me:
i'm not really sure where you're going with this
Brian:
dude next time
Brian:
we get in a car
Brian:
im gonna set the gps
Brian:
for adventure
Brian:
DESTINATION: ADVENTURE
Me:
LOL
Me:
i kinda want to put that on tumblr
Me:
but i don't want people to be like
Brian:
who cars
Brian:
WHO CARS
Brian:
SET THE WHO CARS GPS
Brian:
TO ADVENTURE
Brian:
put it up so i can reblog it and get 50,000+ notes
Me:
HAHHAHHAAHAHA

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random chat is random

Brian Li:
yea
like i need a girl who is willing to give people the benefit of the doubt
Me:
YES
EXACTLY
TRUTH SEEKER
Brian Li:
yea
Me:
not LIE BELIEVER
Brian Li:
SPAWN OF
SATAN
Me:
SATANIC SCOURGE
okay anyways
DOOMSDAY DAMSEL
okay i just thought of that one
sorry just kinda wanted to say it
Brian Li:
thats pretty good
Me:
thanks dude

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Synchronized Swimming

Brian:
LOL
SPEAKING OF UPSET
you know what i
absolutely hate
Me:
no
besides butt jokes?
no
Brian:
synchronized swimming
why?
let me tell you why
because while i do
recognize all of the skill
and training
it takes to accomplish
what they did in the olympics
every
EVERY FREAKING TIME
a picture
is taken
or a video
is recorded
the product
is the most unattractive thing
you'll ever see
from a whoman
woman
NVM FORGET IT ITS WHOMAN
its just
awful
like
look at this
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8iovtzBOY1qb5gkjo1_500.gif
what is this
what the heck is that
is this alien vs predator?
am i watching E.T.?
i don't understand
she looks like shes coming out of a womb
and it keeps me up at night
Me:
HAHHAHAHA

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Liar, Liar

David Jacob Wong:
I HAVE LIED
Me:
?
David Jacob Wong:
and have not gone to sleep
my phone is updating
****************************************************************************************
Brian Li:
aight cool beans
im off to bed
Me:
blazers sold out
in a day
Brian Li:
yeah
LOL
alright
gnite dude
Me:
wait are you going to work tomorrow?
Brian Li:
yea
Me:
k
nite
Brian Li:
JK
IM NOT SLEEPING YET
HAHA
IUNNO
WHY
I DID THAT

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The Straight Lane

Brian Li:
also
i was at a light
for 10 minutes today
the left signal
just never went on
Me:
really
Brian Li:
yeah
10 minutes
i counted
eventuall
i didnt even go left
i just
went into the straight lane
and i wasn't gay anymore
wait no thats not what we were talking about at all was it
Me:
brian why do you do this

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You're going to hell...UVA FUN

Brian Li:
sup
Me:
don't you mean
Brian Li:
second man
no i dont mean that
at all
Me:
okay
nice
also whats second man
i hope it doesn't mean second place
CUZ I'M IN THIRD
LOL
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Brian Li:
pretty sure
youre last
Me:
dude
there are only three places
don't assume
things
Brian Li:
but its okay nice guys always finish last
but too bad youre not a nice guy
so pretty much
youre in a lose lose situation
and youre giong to hell
UVA FUN
Me:
should i put that
on tumblr
Brian Li:
YOURE GOING TO HELLUVA FUN

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The Steam Room

Me:
anyways
dude you should do the steam room with me
its probably good for your acne
actually idk if it is
Brian:
LOL
it probably is
Me:
but just do it anyways
Brian:
it opens up your pores
WAIT NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED AIG HAIEIEIAEIAEIEE
Me:
WHAT THE HECK?
Brian:
AEIIEIEIEEME
AHHHHH
BALHLGHKGLHGHH
Me:
???????

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The Answer is YEEEEEEEEEES

Me:
did you bring serious mass or are you just gonna use my protein
Brian:
can i use yours
i dont want to bring
the BAG
Me:
no
you can't
are you coming over for dinner
after work
630 ish
?
Brian:
uhh
yes
can i
Me:
LOL
HAHAHHAHAA
dont make me laugh
no
you can't
are you coming to the gym with me tonight
Brian:
yes.
Me:
LOLOLOLOL
you are literally
so presumptious
HAHA
i love it!
Brian:
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT YOUR MOUTH

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Normal Day at Work

Brian:
alright what
alright so let me tell you what happened
at work this morning
so i get to work
and theres just this huge black dragon there
and im like yo man
you cant be in here youre a dragon
and we are a software company
and hes just like ay man dont be telling me what to do
and im just like yo you cant be in here
and hes like ok mang
and he left
and i was like well that was inconvenient
Me:
i get the feeling that this is one of those stories you tell that is completely made up
Brian:
really how did you know
Me:
well first of all
dragons dont say "mang"
they just say "man"
and second of all
nowhere
did you mention the fact that he breathed fire
dragons always breathe fire
thats why theyre called "dragons"
Brian:
nah dude this dragon was black
black dragons dont breathe fire
they breathe fried chicken
alright im done

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The Adventures of Tim and Brian on gchat

Me:
dude
i'm so dizzy
I AM DIZZY
I SAID
I
AM
DIZZY
Brian Li:
why
also there are bagels in the break room
BAGELS
Me:
i've been putting drugs back on the shelves
wait so
that's good right
Brian Li:
is it methamphetamine
Me:
no
Brian Li:
bc theres meth in these bagels
Me:
no meth
i'm pretty sure theres no meth in the bagels
thats pretty illegal
Brian Li:
hey
hey
what kind of drugs
do algebra teachers take
they take
Me:
okay stop
Brian Li:
MATHAMPHETAMINE
Me:
no
Brian Li:
shut up ill algebreak your face

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